Just for Laughs

 

from the “Thought I was doing my job” Department:

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a
lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every
morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was
his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing
was being stolen.

Things were going along very well the first night on the job until a
man pushing a wheelbarrow of newspaper came through his gate. Aha,
he thought, that man thinks he can cover up what he is stealing with
that newspaper. So he removed the paper only to find nothing. Still
he felt that the man was acting strangely, so he questioned him
about the paper. “I get a little extra money… Continue reading »

PHONES IN CHURCH
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country.  He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone in the  vestibule and was intrigued with a sign, which read “Calls: $10,000 a minute.” Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago , Milwaukee , and many cities and towns all around… Continue reading »
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