Murder at Walmart

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an
unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to
solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife with himself
as the beneficiary, and then arranging to
have her killed.

A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with
a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who
went by the name of ‘Artie.’

Artie then explained to the husband that his
going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that
amount, but that he wouldn’t have any cash
on hand until he could collect his wife’s
insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something
up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying
the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie
sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to
accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty
deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man’s wife
to the local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he
surprised her in the produce department & proceeded
to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor
unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped
to the floor……..

The manager of the produce department stumbled
unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling
to leave any living witnesses behind, ol’
Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce
manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings
were captured by the hidden security cameras &
observed by the store’s security guard, who
immediately called the police. Artie was caught
& arrested before he could even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station,
Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including
his unusual financial arrangements with the
hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared …

(You’re going to hate me for this … )

 
‘ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WAL-MART!’

Oh, quit groaning!
I don’t write this stuff, I receive it from my warped
friends and then sometimes pass it along to you.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!