What’s in the Firewood?

Published January 27, 2009 | By Dale Calvert

I received this email from my marketing Buddy Michael Penland.
(He is from Georgia)

Hi…

…just thought this might give you a laugh. We all need to laugh more, right?

Here goes:

BUBBA: “Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”

DEPUTY: “Yes. What can I do for you?”BUBBA: “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…He’s
hidin’ Marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets
it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there..”

DEPUTY: “Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, twelve Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.

BUBBA: “Hey, Virgil! This here’s Bubba….Did the Sheriff come?”

VIRGIL: “Yeah!”

BUBBA: “Did they chop your firewood?”

VIRGIL: “Yep!'”

BUBBA: “Happy Birthday, buddy!”

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

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